Archive for the 'Jeff the Great' Category


Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

I try not to be superstitious. I try. Still, I catch myself wearing a Cowboys jersey the night before the game. I keep the horseshoes open side up. I wouldn’t want my luck to run out. When somebody says something positive about my situation, I tell them to hush before they jinx me. And I never rub in a person’s misfortune. Well, almost never.

A while back. Jeff’s truck bit it. We have had a few exchanges since he is a Ford man and I aint. When his truck went down, a few of you asked me why I didn’t rub his nose in it. One reason was empathy. The other reason was superstition.

I am absolutely positive that giving somebody trouble amidst misfortune is begging for my own trouble. Trouble comes. I don’t have to beg for it.

Trouble came tonight. My trusty reliable family vehicle left me and Tiger on the side of the road. It was cold. The road was busy. One of those life savers that folks call freeway buzzards gave me a tow back home for a reasonable price.

I think I know what happened to the van. I’ll probably have it fixed tomorrow. I hope I didn’t just jinx myself.

Celebrity look alikes.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Boy!  This star look alike thing is wild. Check this one out.

The thing that disturbs me is that Jeff is considered a celebrity.

Viva El Jefe Jeff

Monday, August 14th, 2006

Well Hat, some things down here have to change.

What kind of things?

These people are the wrong kind of Marxist!

Career Choices

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

Jeff, have you considered opportunities outside of Louisville?

Of course I have. I am currently considering an opportunity where I’ll be the boss and make more money than anybody else in the whole country.

Really. That sounds fantastic. Where would that job be?


Jeff is built Ford Tough

Monday, August 7th, 2006

When Jeff heard I bought a Chevy pickup he busted out into song.

“I’m a Ford Truck Man!”

“That’s all I drive!”

“I aint got no boundries! I don’t comprimise!”

“I’d rather walk 10 miiiiiles and be down on my luck than ride around the block in annother kind of pickup truck!”

Time Warped

Sunday, August 6th, 2006

It is Rocky.

It is Horrible.

It is Jeff off Broadway.

And Jeff was thinking these would be Max Detweiler pictures.

Jeff was the odd man out.

Sunday, August 6th, 2006

Many of you did not know but Jeff was once a member of the starland band. I did not last long.

There was one Taffy. There was one Margot. There was one too few women for Jeff.

So Jeff left the band because he wasn’t getting any afternoon delight.

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